I walked down the side of the house, through our side gate, retrieved the first trash can and began my annoying wheel rumbling trek towards the street. As I passed through our side gate I noticed some frozen water next to the house.
Humm? What could that be? I thought for a second, but then the cold snapped me back into reality and I continued on my way to the street.
I dropped the first can off and returned for the second, all the while still trying to figure out what the mysterious water was from.
Now I was confused, and a little concerned. The moon light reflected off the frozen stream, directing me back to it’s traveled course. Eight feet of flow water about a foot from our wall, then a sharp right turn onto our wall, then a frozen mass of water about 3 feet up. It was too far away from one of our stream pipes, so frozen condensation was out. It also wasn’t near a faucet, so I couldn’t blame it on dripping pipes.
I walked passed, letting my foot slip along it’s smooth frozen surface as I pondered it’s existence.
The second trash can was not as full or loud as I rolled it back towards the street. As I sat the second can in it’s place a brilliant idea came to mind.
SMELL THE FROZEN MYSTERY
I eagerly walked back to my frozen pond of confusion, mapping it’s flow lines once again through the moon light. After confirming it’s place of origin I moved my nose closer. Got my face only inches way, placing my nose only a couple of hairs away. Took a deep inhale analyzing the mixed aromas as they passed through my nasal cavities.
As the reality of what I was inhaling registered in my brain I jerked my head back, opened my eyes wide, and shouted
“Someone just pissed on my house!”
It's true I promise… I’m still laughing about it this morning.
Here’s all that was remained after a little morning sun.